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Here are Santa and Bunta..to entertain you.. !!Enjoy..!

Jasmeet : " What's your excuse for coming home at this time of the night?"
Santa : " Golfing with friends, my dear."
Jasmeet : " What ? At 2 am ? "
Santa : " Yes, We used night clubs."

At bedtime, Santa prepared two aspirins and a glass of water for his wife.
Jasmeet : "What is this for?"
Santa : "For you headache, dear."
Jasmeet : "But I don't have a headache." Santa : "Good to know beforehand..."


Santa brought his circle of friends to show off his new apartment.
After the grand tour, the visitors were rather perplexed by the large
gong taking pride of place in the lounge.
What's that big brass gong for?" one of the guests asked.
Why, that's my Speaking Clock"Santa replied.
"How does it work?"
"I'll show you", Santa said,
giving the gong an ear-shattering blow with an unpadded hammer.
Suddenly, a voice from the other side of the wall screamed,
"For God's sake, you *****, it's twenty to two in the morning!!"


Santa was fondling a lady in a crowded bus.
Lady: Excuse me, Aap Achha Nahi Kar Rahe Hain Singhji !
Santa: Itni Bheed Mein Is Se Achha Nahi Ho Sakta.


Santa Apni Biwi Ka Antim Sanskar Karke Ghar Ja Raha Tha Ki Achanak Bijli Chamki,
Badal Garje, Jor Se Baarish Shuru Hui..
Dukhi Santa Bola Utha..Lagta Hai Pahunch Gai..Ab Who Roo Raha Hai.!!

Santa enters kitchen and opens the sugarbox. Sees inside and closes it.
Jasmeet observes the whole episode.
Again he comes and does the same stuff.
Jasmeet askes, " Why are you doing this?
Santa replies, " Doctor told to check sugar level regularly ".


SANTA : Oye Mein Is Duniya Ko Mita Dunga - Mita Dunga- Mita Dunga...!
Bunta standing besides said, "Mein Tujhe Rubber (Eraser) Nahi Dunga."


Santa on cycle hit lady accidently.lady says, " Break Nahi Mar Sakta Tha kya?
Santa replies " Break Ka Kya Hai, Poori Cycle To Mar Di....."



Santa : Doctor help me, Mein Jab Baat Karta Huun To Muje Sirf Awaaz Sunai Deti Hai,
Aadmi Nahi Dikhta.
Doctor: Aaisa Kab Hota Hai?
Santa : Phone Karte Waqt.


Santa Jhad Pe Bethkar Gaana Gaa Rahe Tha,
Achanak Banta Jhad Se Ulta Latak Ke Gaane Laga,
Santa Ne Pucha Ki Ulta Kyon Latka Hai??????????
Banta Bola : Oye, Side B Gaa Raha Hun.


Santa called his neighbor Bunta to help him move a couch that had
become stuck in the doorway.
They pushed and pulled until they were exhausted,
but the couch wouldn't budge.
"Forget it," Santa finally gasped. "We'll never get this in."
Bunta looked at him angrily and shouted, "In?!"

Santa was leaving the Gurdwara one day.
The Giani was standing at the door to greet the members.
He grasped Santa by the hand and pulled him aside.
The Giani said to him, 'You need to join the Army of the our Guru..!'
Santa replied, 'I'm already in the Army...!'
The Giani questioned, 'How come I don't see you except on Vaisaki?'
Santa whispered back,.. 'Shhhhhhhhh. I'm in the secret service.'